God gave David some hopeless complaining time, so here's mine:

"Alas! Why does man boast of sensibilities superior to those apparent in the brute; it only renders them more necessary beings. If our impulses were confined to hunger, thirst, and desire, we might be nearly free; but now we are moved by every wind that blows, and a chance word or scene that the word may convey to us."

Jesus gives invasive freedom. I'm a waitin' for an invasion . . .

(If you can name the book that the quote came from, I'll send you something in the mail.)