Would it be so bad if I just dropped out? I could make good money kicking Jason out of his job.

The weekend home was great. While there, I:

. . . learned with Lauren that advice given by employees of Payless Shoes is not to be trusted.
. . . was made a paper flower by John that I have begged for for a year
. . . had a rockin' good time with rockin' Todd and Mandy
. . . experienced the pain of rejection when Jason would not accept my cookies
. . . discovered what happens when all the fog Jesus ever made descends on to the grounds of Colfax Elementary and Stuart's car

Someone once said that Spring Break is only a month away. I am choosing to believe this.