I have a new obsession. Car makeover shows. Pimp My Ride. Overhaulin'. I don't know why I like them so much. I don't want anyone to change my car like that. But it's just so great to watch other people's cars get all dolled up. And the owners like it so much.

I will never ever swim a major body of water like the English Channel or the Bering Strait.

I am sleepy.