My birthday is this Saturday. I will be ridiculously old. To celebrate, you can buy me a cat present of your choice. I've long been a small, but the baby needs a little extra room, so I'm gonna need a medium in that pink tee.

Option A

Option B


God's calling on my life is to wear Rocawear, to indiscriminately date, and to end up with a nice Mennenite boy.

I am longcat. Find out what lolcat you are here.